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What Books Don’t Teach You About Little Boys (Penis Edition)

So… what baby books or even other parents don’t really teach you about little boys, in no order (or that they have directly happened to me so I can keep some innocence here.)   It begins before they’re born. Getting … Continue reading

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Oh The Joys Of Little Boys, Never Saw This Coming (Mom’s Now You Know.)

Now some parents might think me horrible for posting this, but this is the nitty gritty shit that parents get to deal with… this is one of those things that people who aren’t parents have no idea actually HAPPEN to … Continue reading

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Rain Rain Go Away

It’s been raining lately which I hate because that means either being cooped up in the house, doing lap after lap around the stupid mall, or paying way too much money to go to a kids play place where every … Continue reading

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Bipolar About Daycare

It’s come up that I have the opportunity (and I say opportunity for a reason) to put my son into daycare. With life forever changing, prospects of new jobs, and my grandparents who have been babysitting him getting older it’s … Continue reading

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Get A Haircut!

Ladies… here’s a simple truth for you. Go get a haircut and you’ll feel 100 times better. Have someone take the children and sneak out and go sit and get a trim (or a whole new look entirely.) You will … Continue reading

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Murphy’s Law

I don’t think people fully understand Murphy’s Law until they have children, because kids LIVE by this law. The day I really need sleep because I was restless and barely got a wink the night before my child wakes up … Continue reading

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Guess Who’s Finally Potty Trained!

So when can I say he’s officially potty trained? Is there a rule to it being so many consecutive days? So many days without accidents? Does it count if he’s not night time trained yet? I think I missed the … Continue reading

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