Category Archives: Sarcasm

I have a shape therefore I am in shape?

There’s nothing more precious than having a long day and snuggling up to your child right before bed to read them a story. You’ve had an incredibly hard day and just need a moment of love from your darling child … Continue reading

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Revenge On My Teen? Not Likely.

I woke up this morning to my darling son quite literally trying to pry my eyelids open as he yelled “Good morning mommy! I’m up, time for you to get up!” I really wish I was a morning person, I … Continue reading

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Murphy’s Law

I don’t think people fully understand Murphy’s Law until they have children, because kids LIVE by this law. The day I really need sleep because I was restless and barely got a wink the night before my child wakes up … Continue reading

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Nothing Creepier

So at 4:30am I roll over to the sound of something strange, I can also hear my child talking in his room over the monitor. I’m not exactly wide awake so I stumble into his room where he’s saying “garbage … Continue reading

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New Phase, What The Fresh Hell Is This?

We’re going through a stage/phase at the moment in which I really hope is done quickly. I don’t know the scientific name for it so let’s just call it the “I know what I want but I don’t really” stage. … Continue reading

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Every Parent Feels This Way Sometime (and it’s okay.)

As much as I love my son and will always love him forever and forever… there are times where I don’t exactly “like” him. At first my thought to myself was “oh man I’m a horrible parent to think such … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Rights

Parents, you need to know this now, read it, embrace it, and accept it. It is a grandmother’s right to spoil your child. We always wonder why grandma is always the favourite family member, what she magically holds up her … Continue reading

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