Oh The Joys Of Little Boys, Never Saw This Coming (Mom’s Now You Know.)

Now some parents might think me horrible for posting this, but this is the nitty gritty shit that parents get to deal with… this is one of those things that people who aren’t parents have no idea actually HAPPEN to parents.

I had to take my son to the ER tonight… not because he stuck peas up his nose, not because he ingested something strange from a container with a skull on it… nope. What happened? Well my little boy had placed his penis on the potty and was taking a pee all while trying to keep the lid (yes the 2nd heavier lid) up. He failed to do so and mom failed to catch it as it came smashing down on him. I don’t know who screeched louder as my thoughts were “oh my god my little boy!” My son did a scream and dance as I grabbed him and cradled him trying to assure him it was okay… I looked down and to my horror saw blood. I put a cold cloth on him and let him cradle against me as I called my parents saying I needed them to take me to the hospital. By the time we arrived he was incredibly swollen but all things considered he was calm and asking nurses for stickers. My biggest fear was if there was any internal damage and about it being cut. Luckily the people were great and got us in fairly quickly, the two doctors that were on scene looked like they were bikers with their tattoo’s and what not, they took a look and assured me that everything was going to be fine… bruised… sore but fine. In any case I’ve been told to continue with polysporine and keeping the area clean for the next while…

I’ve hear of the zipper catcher and even figured I would deal with that eventually with my son but I never foresaw that the toilet could be a potential hazard, so there you go mom’s… now you know.


About vanitymom

I'm here to talk about not only the joys of motherhood but also the (not so much joys) of living in a high society world that you're judged upon your looks... where I live you need to be a 7 to gain beach access, an 8 to walk around half naked in the summertime and atleast a 9 to hold your head up high. I'm Vanity Mom. I will be talking about things such as parenting (of course) beauty tips for moms, exercise, and eating healthy... all while doing this with a kid biting the hell out of your leg because he's teething.
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2 Responses to Oh The Joys Of Little Boys, Never Saw This Coming (Mom’s Now You Know.)

  1. Ouch! Poor guy. Yeah, I would have never thought of the toilet lid smashing down.

  2. ouch! us mums have to think of everything don’t we!! x

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