I turn on Thomas, or Elmo, or Chuck The Truck first thing in the morning so my child’s attention is diverted towards the tv instead of towards me. He gets his cereal, his milk and his cartoons so mommy can get her coffee and twenty minutes to wake up.
I never drank coffee before I had a child, actually, correction. I drank coffee for pleasure, not as a necessity.
I would rather have my child eat something like pasta which is full of calories than munch on carrots (he needs to gain weight!)
I rely on the buggy a little too often because I can’t always say no and make my son walk (he always wants up and I end up carrying him.)
I suck at potty training, daddy does it so much better… L
I really hate some of my child’s toys.
When chocolate doesn’t help, a shot of whisky or rum does.
As much as I love my son to death and beyond, there are times I wish he was 18 and I could kick him out of the house, even if its for an hour or two.