Pure Sarcasm

Ever notice as a parent you seem to ask the most stupidest question of all to your child… and that question is “what are you doing?” Like you magically expect them to say “well mom I thought it would be a good idea to surprise you while you were in the bathroom by taking the kitchen chair and pulling it up to the stove and play with the dials ALL while I sat on it!”

Or

“Well mom I see you putting on make-up all the time so I figured I’d just help myself to your $120 palette and make myself pretty!”

Or

“Well geeze mom the cat wasn’t eating his food and I didn’t want everything that you laid out for me, like the strawberries, oranges, apple slices, crackers, and fruit snacks. So I thought I would help myself to some kitty chow!”

Or my favourite

“Well mom you always say I need to take a bath, a bath means water, there’s water in the toilet, I really don’t understand why you’re failing to see the math here WOMAN!”

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About vanitymom

I'm here to talk about not only the joys of motherhood but also the (not so much joys) of living in a high society world that you're judged upon your looks... where I live you need to be a 7 to gain beach access, an 8 to walk around half naked in the summertime and atleast a 9 to hold your head up high. I'm Vanity Mom. I will be talking about things such as parenting (of course) beauty tips for moms, exercise, and eating healthy... all while doing this with a kid biting the hell out of your leg because he's teething.
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