Noise Control With Children -> Doesn’t Happen

The great Dennis Leary once said it best, when you become a parent it all becomes about the quiet. The peace and quiet that you once knew, kiss it goodbye and don’t think about it again, you signed onto 18 years of crashing and banging and NOISE! I can vouch on this one, my house is rarely EVER quiet, even in the middle of the night since my son sporadically gets up and turns on his mobile so at 2am there’s a good chance that my husband and I are listening to Beethoven play over the baby monitor.

You would think after years of abusing my ears by listening to music in my car so loud that the exterior would vibrate and that going to concerts where you head banged only to keep the blood flowing that I would be used to the loud sounds that come from having a child roommate… however I believe somewhere between pregnancy and birth my hearing became more sensitive to the point where my son banging on pots and pans with a wooden spoon can make my brain bleed.

The biggest culprit in the noise pollution are kids toys, I think they’re purposely created to make the most obnoxious and annoying noises possibly so that the sound of your child crying is like a lullaby. I just bought my son a Baby Bruin Microphone that lights up and makes 4 different sounds, one being a beat of a drum, the other of symbols clashing, accompanied by 2 of the worst songs that I have ever heard. I think the sounds of torture would be more pleasing to the ears than the noise that comes from this thing.

Of course my child isn’t a quiet soul himself, I don’t think he’s capable of quietly crossing the room as he has this need to continuously hit his mouth and shout AHHHH! If not that he’s screaming, yelling, growling, or creating a noise that I can only assume a pterodactyl used to make. I know that pretty much every parent out there is nodding their head agreeing and knows what its like, but with every parent going through this do we yet have a solution for noise control? No, and I’ll tell you why… we will still buy the toys that make the noise, leave the television playing in the background hoping it’ll get a moments attention, and will continue to take out the pots and pans for our children to beat on because at that second that they’re busy the only thing that we care about it “as long as their happy.”


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I'm here to talk about not only the joys of motherhood but also the (not so much joys) of living in a high society world that you're judged upon your looks... where I live you need to be a 7 to gain beach access, an 8 to walk around half naked in the summertime and atleast a 9 to hold your head up high. I'm Vanity Mom. I will be talking about things such as parenting (of course) beauty tips for moms, exercise, and eating healthy... all while doing this with a kid biting the hell out of your leg because he's teething.
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